yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack
I have a crush on her
Look at this absurd fucking shot
Klays reaction is cracking me up lol
KD is unguardable
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LOLOL 😭😭
in-the-loop ass joke
Pouring up sum kratom at work to celebrate @1mgrocheklonopin birthdayyyy
When youre stealing bottles of wild turkey from safeway and theres 2 employees following you but you know they have a no chase no tackle policy so you’re speed walking to the door before they can call the cops
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