When youre stealing bottles of wild turkey from safeway and theres 2 employees following you but you know they have a no chase no tackle policy so you’re speed walking to the door before they can call the cops
psychedelicprecious goodreadss ““Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.”” — Arthur Ashe (via goodreadss) Source: goodreadss
I walked into this bar and I heard this guy go “metaphorically, perhaps, but..” and I turned around and walked out
i ordered pizza while i was walking home cuz i thought it was a good idea but now im home and im not hungry anymore